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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:I like both!
Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

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hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old

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dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

2chaaaain:

meladoodle:

*crawls outside slowly, squinting at the sun.*

how…. long… have i… been watching cat videos.. *vomits* theres just so many…

god Melanie

i cant say im proud of this one moana

snapchatting:

shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!

(via pizza)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(Source: thecatalyst-toyourdemise, via pizza)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via pizza)

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